alfie lyrics

Ohhhhhhh-oh deary me
My little brothers in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up cos its nearly half past 3.
He cant be bothered cos he's high on CHC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I cant even see him cos his room is so smokey
Dont understand how one can watch so much tv
My baby brother alfie how i wish that you could see

I only say it cos i care
so pls can u stop pullin my hair
Now now theres no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere

Ohhh Alfie get up its a brand new day
I just cant sit back and watch u waste ur life away
U need to get a job because the bills need to get payed
Get off ur alzy arse alfie pls use ur brain
surely theres some walls up there that u can go and spray
im feeling guilty here for leading u astray
Now how the hell do u ever expect that ull get laid
wen all u do is stay and play on ur computer games

I only say it cos i care
so pls can u stop pullin my hair
Now now theres no need to swear
pls understand my dear mon frere

Oh little brother pls refrain from doing that
im trying to help you out so can u stop being a twat
its time u and i sat down and had a little chat
and look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

I only say it cos i care
so pls can u stop pullin my hair
Now now theres no need to swear
pls understand
pls understand
my mon frere